3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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