Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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