i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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