I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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