I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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