Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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