Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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