Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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