question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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