awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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