How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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