I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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