With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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