Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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