The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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