Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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