She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Naked Twister starts at high noon
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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