Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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