hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We named our party play list daddy issues
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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