why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
