come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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