don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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