Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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