I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The struggles of a small town man whore
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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