? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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