Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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