I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I forget how to act sober
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