The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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