Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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