I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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