Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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