Don't you send me to vm
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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