shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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