I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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