Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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