Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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