I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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