Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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