I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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