I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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