I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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