STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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