Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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