well you can't waste a boner
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
it glows. i had to have it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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