my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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