You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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