Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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