:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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