i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Randomize