That's when you crack a 10am beer
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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