Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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