Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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