Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
