I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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