eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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