I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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