I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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