if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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