I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
false alarm, still single
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
